Leecher: Dear, you are getting lazier. While I was busy vacuuming & mopping the floor, you are in the room surfing the net.
Me: I was researching on our year-end trip *shows him the detailed itinerary with notes & costing etc* Just because you mop/vacuum the floor doesn't make you hardworking since you only do it once every 3 weeks, heh.
Leecher: No, last week I got mop & vacuum.
Me: You sure? I remembered last Sunday we took your parents out and before that we were with friends having brunch.
Leecher: I did it on Sat.
Me: Really? I'm pretty sure we were at my parents' place on Sat.
Leecher: .... I vacuum and mop in my heart.
Me: *speechless*
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