Times have changed

So, the conversation goes like this:

Me: dearie, my left hand feels abit aching recently.
Leecher: what happened? Your hands are very important to me, you know ... *pause for a moment*
Me: *waiting to hear what kind of mushy stuff he'll come up with*
Leecher: If not, who will wash my clothes for me?

Haiz ... 难到结了婚，一切就不浪漫了吗？ >.<